Too Fat to Fish
Outrageous, raw, and painfully funny true stories straight from the life of the actor, comedian, and much-loved cast member of TheHoward Stern Show?with a foreword by Howard Stern.
When Artie Lange joined the permanent cast of TheHoward Stern Show in 2001, it was possibly the greatest thing ever to happen in the Stern universe, second only to the show?s move to the wild, uncensored frontier of satellite radio. Lange provided what Stern had yet to find all in the same place: a wit quick enough to keep pace with his own, a pathetic self-image to dwarf his own, a personal history both heartbreaking and hilarious, and an ingrained sense of self-sabotage that continually keeps things interesting.
A natural storyteller with a bottomless pit of material, Lange grew up in a close-knit, working-class Italian family in Union, New Jersey, a maniacal Yankees fan who pursued the two things his father said he was cut out for?sports and comedy. Tragically, Artie Lange Sr. never saw the truth in that prediction: He became a quadriplegic in an accident when Artie was eighteen and died soon after. But as with every trial in his life, from his drug addiction to his obesity to his fights with his mother, Artie mines the humor, pathos, and humanity in these events and turns them into comedy classics.
True fans of the Stern Show will find Artie gold in these pages: hilarious tales that couldn?t have happened to anyone else. There are stories from his days driving a Jersey cab, working as a longshoreman in Port Newark, and navigating the dark circuit of stand-up comedy. There are outrageous episodes from the frenzied heights of his coked-up days at MADtv, surprisingly moving stories from his childhood, and an account of his recent U.S.O. tour that is equally stirring and irreverent. But also in this volume are stories Artie?s never told before, including some that he deemed too revealing for radio.
Wild, shocking, and drop-dead hilarious, TOO FAT TO FISH is Artie Lange giving everything he?s got to give. And like a true pro, the man never disappoints.
Too Fat to Fish Accessories
 Artie Lange - It's the Whiskey Talking
Artie Lange's Beer League
Private Parts
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
Here's the Story: Surviving Marcia Brady and Finding My True Voice
Private Parts
Heaven and Hell: My Life in the Eagles (1974-2001)
Just After Sunset: Stories
I Hate Your Guts
Boys Will Be Boys: The Glory Days and Party Nights of the Dallas Cowboys Dynasty
Too Fat to Fish Reviews
I bought this for my son, he is hard to buy for and this is all he wanted. Thanks.
I didn't know who Artie Lange was until Howard moved to Sirius. The book is a little graphic (which for me is no big deal) and hilarious. That is why I purchased his book. I think he brings something to the show that no one else could do. I would recommend this book to anyone wanting a good laugh.
I got the book for my cousin, He said that he enjoyed it so much that he read it in two days.I'm thinkin he must of liked it alot.
Artie Lange is so funny and self effacing, you can't help but love him. This book is great, even if you're not a Howard Stern fan.
Someone needs to help this guy. However There is nothing funny about a person who is set to self destruct and it is apparent that Artie Lang will accomplish his mission in a short period of time. THE ONES ABOUT ARTIES PARENTS AND FRANKIE VALLI ARE REALLY GOOD. YOU COULD ADD ALSO" TOO FAT TO WRITE." THERE ARE SOME INTERESTING STORIES IN THE BOOK. Two stars is a gracious plenty.
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